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We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are. - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

#VALUE! - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what. - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what.

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

[At first, I just randomly turned the pages. Page 95, Volume 1, Calvin and Hobbes are sitting under a tree.] Do you think there is a God? ... Well, somebody's out to get me. - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

[At first, I just randomly turned the pages. Page 95, Volume 1, Calvin and Hobbes are sitting under a tree.] Do you think there is a God? ... Well, somebody's out to get me.

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said,

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems? - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?

-You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. -What mood is that? -Last-minute panic. - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

-You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. -What mood is that? -Last-minute panic.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time. - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time.

I can't tell if that's funny or really scary. - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello? - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN! - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help. - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.

History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction.

Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine, and valleys of frustration and failure. - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine, and valleys of frustration and failure.

I wonder if I can grow fangs when my baby teeth fall out. - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

I wonder if I can grow fangs when my baby teeth fall out.

Unfortunately for my report, mom caught me and I didn't get to see how it ended. - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

Unfortunately for my report, mom caught me and I didn't get to see how it ended.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero? - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

Careful. We don't want to learn from this. - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.

Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf! - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!

Maybe then I can finish my book. - Calvin Hobbes Quotes

Maybe then I can finish my book.

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